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The Great Snoring Caper

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Hey gorgeous,

I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog:

thejigglybits.com/

Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time.

Hugs.

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LIZZIEM10 1/21/2012 6:32PM

    OK, YOU have a gift. Not the normal every day oh, that's cute, that's funny gift, but the "OMG, I may have to leave because I am about to wet my pants laughing."
Thank you thank you thank you.

Would you consider occasionally borrowing two more children?
I have trained them to make really good coffee...


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LUNADRAGON 1/21/2012 1:07PM

    Clever as always. Your way with words leaves me speechless. Cute kids. Keep them away from here. Snore city.

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YAMINOKODOMO 1/21/2012 12:57PM

    Lmao! It IS awkard when these doctors have certain convos around your nether-region... My doc and his assistant were talking about the vacation his assitant was going on and i'm sorry I dont particularly feel comfortable, legs spread wide, showing off my little lady to someone who isnt gonna do nothing more then just stare at it and make sure she is healthy LOL

Oh I hear ya on the kids thing... I have NO problem baby sitting, but like you, I feel nothing more then aww your so cute, go back to mommy lol! I am nowhere near ready for kids... Now pets I can do lol

lmao on them catching you snoring! Those smart little rascals!

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HEALTHYGURLVA 1/21/2012 12:33PM

    Bahahaahahah!! Still snorting (I mean giggling) away to myself!! This was one of your funniest yet! Gotta love rugrats (if only occasionally and from a distance ;) emoticon emoticon emoticon

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RR1_RR1 1/20/2012 9:19PM

    haha I dont have the urge to procreate either..lol. I had the same experience with classes- my comfort zone and kinda kept me out of trouble but just realized after 4 years of taking night classes one day I was suddenly done with them. And as for "letting go" of the doctors, I hear that too, its necessary- there are too many bad ones out there. I recently went to a specialist recommended by another doctor who did the same thing she did- just asked me a bunch of questions, ran no tests and stuck me with a bill. yikes, its hard to find a good one these days!

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KLEONIKI 1/20/2012 5:52PM

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JENN26POINT2 1/20/2012 12:42PM

    OMG hilarious! I was laughing the entire freaking time.

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SOCKITTOME 1/20/2012 9:42AM

    You are so freaking funny and I love your blogs! Thanks for sharing them! (my cats don't wake me up, but one of them does this vulture thing when I'm working at my desk; just sits perched on a shelf overhead like a vulture.)

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1D1W1Y 1/20/2012 9:35AM

    I know I should be checking in to SparkP for my physical health.... but your blogs keep me coming back for my mental health. You are amazing.
Simply put

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SHANTISHANTI 1/19/2012 7:55PM

    Hilarious, you made my night...once again!!! emoticon

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NISSANGIRL 1/19/2012 4:06PM

    I so needed to read this today!!! thanks for putting a smile on my face!!! and PS.... U were right to "Fire" those doctors!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JRIMM4 1/19/2012 12:07PM

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Kids, they NEVER forget a word you say, at least when it works in their favor or can somehow be used against you. lol

JR

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THECITYMOUSE 1/19/2012 10:56AM

    YOU are an effing GODDESS and I am honored to call you my friend. Thank you for the lolgasms this morning, angel!

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CRYSTALJEM 1/19/2012 7:47AM

    Each blog is better than the last. Nothing relaxes me more.

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JULES1668 1/18/2012 10:29PM

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JULES1668 1/18/2012 10:29PM

    Good Gosh Woman! I am NEVER prepared for your blogs, theyre even more amazing with everyone I read bahahahaha and I cant get enough! thank you for the multitude of laughs you give us All!!!! Some days I realize I should never have gotten out of bed because the day was such it-shay as you would put it, and then I read your blogs and vah-voom! Life is spectacular again haha. Thanks T, youre amazing!

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NAVYMOM133 1/18/2012 4:48PM

    I knew the kids were going to ultimately succeed but I didn't see the nap coming!!! Caper, indeed!
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BREATHEMUSIC 1/18/2012 1:24PM

    My cats do the crazy staring thing too!! And they even have an automatic feeder that spits the food out 3 times a day so that I don't have to feed them..... yet they still stare! There is no escape.

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_JULEE_ 1/18/2012 12:31PM

    I have even heard it.. ALL The way over here in AZ.

But there is no proof that it's YOU......

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HISARTIST 1/18/2012 10:21AM

    You are a hoot!! It was all I could do to stiffle the laugh as I read this in the middle of 8th grade class. Good thing he hasn't heard about Youtube! Can't wait to read the book!!! emoticon Thanks for making my day!!!

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BESTCK 1/18/2012 9:23AM

    A) Does Mikie know about YouTube? (Hee!)
B) Children are attracted to you because you are open and honest and are probably not fake with them like a lot of adults can be. (I'm just guessing here. emoticon

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CHATTIEGIRL 1/17/2012 10:22PM

    Hi TEENY_BIKINI;

You have to laugh and you are a lot of fun.Have a great 2012 and stay healthy with your eating and exercising. God Bless you always. Learn something new each day.

Smile Joyce

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SMOCKON 1/17/2012 6:16PM

    Cats and kids--they wear you down!

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FLGIRL1234 1/17/2012 3:31PM

    You have such a way with your writing. LOVED IT! I laughed through the whole thing. You rock...seriously.... my friend.



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MOMASAURUS 1/17/2012 1:51PM

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED!!!!!

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SHAKINGTHETREE 1/17/2012 12:06PM

    Voted a popular blog post, and with good reason.

Love your writing, love your sass, love your take-no-sh*t attitude. :)

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SLIMGOODY160 1/17/2012 11:24AM

    The great snoring caper....hilarious!
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HEALTHYME229 1/17/2012 9:27AM

    Thanks for the morning chuckle. These two sound simply delightful.
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GOANNA2 1/17/2012 2:06AM

    Tears in my eyes from laughing.
Once again you have written an excellent blog.
Thank s for making my day.
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LARK2144 1/16/2012 10:03PM

    In TEARS Laughing and I haven't even heard the tape...yet.

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AVRENIM1 1/16/2012 7:35PM

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BRANDI.FEY 1/16/2012 4:21PM

    So funny! My cat also decides that sleeping in is a no-no. She's more reliable than my alarm clock. 6 a.m. every morning the meowing begins. And will. not. stop. until I get up and feed her (the food already in her bowl doesn't count) and then I lock her in the spare bedroom so I can go back to bed.

Mikie and Kayla sound adorable!

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JSPIN74 1/16/2012 3:28PM

    heehee...love it all...the firings & the snoring...and the kids actually beating you! *gasp* emoticon emoticon

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LOSING107 1/16/2012 1:52PM

    "I will not be outsmarted by anyone who has their name written inside their clothing"

Word.


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DEFINEMINE 1/16/2012 12:14PM

    I look forward to your blogs. They are always a treat and frikken hilarious. Plus the hidden messages...
"And all it took was... Determination. And a very simple plan."

I love this. Like "Duh". emoticon



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JESPAH 1/16/2012 9:38AM

    Eek.

Camcorders are evil. So is texting and those anti-obesity ads in NYC subways.

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TEXASFILLY 1/16/2012 8:42AM

    emoticon Girl, ya slay me with your wicked humor! Loved it! Love you more~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ECHAVEZ2 1/16/2012 1:01AM

    what a hoot! go girl!

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SHARON10002 1/16/2012 12:04AM

    Does Chloe rent them out? How cute!
My husband says that "i breathe heavily", too some nights. Thankfully, he hasn't taped me yet! emoticon
I know your Christmas with them was a blast!
PS- Found out I'm going to be a grandma for the first time! I bet I'll have a similar experience. I can only hope so! emoticon

Comment edited on: 1/16/2012 12:04:37 AM

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TIME4HEALTH1 1/15/2012 11:17PM

  You are such a HOOT!!! LOL. Lots of love to you, girl!!! emoticon

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KARBIE18 1/15/2012 8:55PM

    Too funny! Thanks so much for the laugh! Entertaining, as always!

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ABB698 1/15/2012 8:29PM

    Loved it! Mikie and Kayla are awesome! LOL :) They probably cohorted with Scout, since Scout wasn't able to get the proof himself. emoticon

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MYOWNHERO 1/15/2012 3:54PM

    Oh is that you on Youtube???



just kidding :D

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SONYALATRECE 1/15/2012 1:46PM

    Too much to comment on (insert evil laugh)!

Cats are furry humans and those kids ganged up with your feisty felines to capture your "heavy breathing" ... Too d$@n funny!

Sounds like my family members again...HA!

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ERIN4771 1/15/2012 12:39PM

    you made me pee my pants i am laughing so fricking hard....thanks friend emoticon

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4A-HEALTHY-BMI 1/15/2012 10:29AM

    Nice.

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SNOOKUMS19 1/15/2012 9:42AM

    Very fun! Kids win every time :)

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KARENE10 1/15/2012 9:17AM

    You SO Rock! emoticon

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CARLA0716 1/15/2012 7:16AM

    Laughed out loud at this one - as usual! You need to start a book. I'd pay for it. emoticon

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DESERTFLOWERG 1/14/2012 11:34PM

    Determination and a plan? Now that's an idea I could use.

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