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That's ALL you do... EAT EAT EAT...

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Friday, January 06, 2012

On Tuesday, I was in the break-room, heating my STEEL CUT OATS, with APPLES and WALNUTS in the microwave, filling up my 5 c. WATER bottle.
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Some of my co-workers were filling up on coffee, Mountain Dew, donuts, poptarts, McDonalds...nothing wrong with that...I am just saying...
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Here's the New Years Resolution conversation that took place. Keep in mind, this is several different people talking, mostly men:


What's your New Years Resolution this year Trish?

Hers is always to stop smoking.

I didn't know she smoked.

She doesn't.

Oh. [head scratch]




I TRY to explain my 5 MORE MORE MORE goals...
I will eat MORE fruits and vegetables
I will eat MORE healthy fats
I will eat MORE protein for breakfast
I will eat MORE whole grains
I will drink MORE water

[interrupted by]



That's ALL you do... EAT EAT EAT. [I eat SMALL portions every 2-3 hours]

That is too easy.

Why do you always pick something that you KNOW you can do?



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I ask:
Do you make resolutions that you KNOW you can't/won't keep? Do you make the same ones over and over without having a plan in place to make them work for you?





Well...

She got that from those SMARTPEOPLE on the internet.






It is SPARKPEOPLE, not SMARTPEOPLE. emoticon





Oh yeah, I have seen her do jumping jacks at the copier. emoticon

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I exit, saying:
Enjoy your breakfast. emoticon


[It is difficult to have an intelligent conversation when you are not speaking with SMARTPEOPLE]





So I guess I will be doing kickboxing at the copier now.
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Spark on!

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Trish
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