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Musical Instruments

Friday, December 30, 2011

A man and and his wife were browsing in a crafts store when he noticed a display of country-style musical instruments.

After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, he picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he thought must be a mouth harp.

Putting it to his lips, he twanged a few notes on it - much to the amusement of other shoppers.

After watching from a distance, his wife came up and whispered in his ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer."

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