Friday, December 30, 2011
A man and and his wife were browsing in a crafts store when he noticed a display of country-style musical instruments.
After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, he picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he thought must be a mouth harp.
Putting it to his lips, he twanged a few notes on it - much to the amusement of other shoppers.
After watching from a distance, his wife came up and whispered in his ear, "I hate to tell you this, honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer."