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The Rules of Chocolate

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

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LINDAF49 12/30/2011 12:50PM

    emoticon Good for my spirits but not for resolution to cut the carbs...now seriously - which chocolate is best for low carb?


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ECONLADY 12/30/2011 12:47AM

    I like the one about heights. This reminds me of what a friend told me. There are four basic food groups: dark,semi,milk and white.

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MARYB73 12/29/2011 7:11PM

    You always have something to brighten this Oregon weather.

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GGMOM06 12/29/2011 4:22PM

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EILISH99 12/29/2011 3:42PM

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REACHING4HOME 12/29/2011 3:35PM

    I love this. I think these should be posted in every single candy store and birthing room so families know what to expect if they have a girl.

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NAYPOOIE 12/29/2011 12:33PM

    I already knew that!

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ILOVETOCRUISE 12/29/2011 8:38AM

    This is great. I agree.
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ELSCO55 12/28/2011 10:22PM

    Love it

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