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INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY parody

Thursday, December 15, 2011

INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY parody
by yours truly SherylDS
(to the tune of INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
LFgMowOwek0


My Weight's Not Moving….The Pounds Still Remain.
What Can The Matter Be?
Your Clothes Look Looser….While Mine Stay The Same,
Something Is Wrong With Me !

AGONY….Beyond Power Of Speech.
When The One Thing You Want
Always Seems To Be Just Out Of Reach.

I Avoid Flour..And Practice Will Power,
And Always Take Stairs.
Weighing And Measuring… Logging And Journaling;
Still The Weight's There.
Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye

AGONY …..When You're Losing The War,
When You Give Yourself An Excuse,
And The Calories Soar.
AGONY ….Oh, The Torture Scales Teach.
What's as Intriguing ….Or Half So Fatiguing
As What's Out Of Reach.

Am I Not Biking And Crunching
And Lunging And Pumping
And Stretching And Toning
And Doing The Classes,
And Walking At Home.
I Am Everything Trainers Could Wish For.
Then Why Not ?......Do You Know ?
It's Driving Me Mad.

You Know Nothing Of Madness ;
Till You're Faced With Despair…
When The Number's Right There... As You're Nearing Her,
All The While Fearing Her
Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-
Aye-Aye-Aye

AGONY…. Misery….. Woe
Though It's Different For Each.
When You've Gained Back Five Pounds.
When Your Weight Loss Is Slow.
When Your Goal's Out Of Reach.

AGONY ….This Is Just Normal Strife.
I MUST DO THIS FOR LIFE …
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Have a Happy Healthy Holiday Season
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WANDERINGDOC 12/17/2011 10:49PM

    I haven't been on my computer for a couple of days and adjust catching up, another great blog, keep up the great work!


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MORTICIAADDAMS 12/16/2011 9:35PM

    Love it!!

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JAMER123 12/15/2011 9:46PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon You have done it again!! Great going!!

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PATRICIAANN46 12/15/2011 8:32PM

  Hi Sheryl.......
You have written the story of my journey............
emoticon ed it again!
Patti

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DEE107 12/15/2011 6:43PM

    so cute

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JEANNETTE59 12/15/2011 4:12PM

  So sad, but true emoticon

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DEBBYFROMMT 12/15/2011 12:56PM

    This is great!

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FCARMICH 12/15/2011 12:11PM

  you make good points in your verse!

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BUTEAFULL 12/15/2011 11:38AM

    agony

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1CRAZYDOG 12/15/2011 9:24AM

    As usual . . . great parody! Love the song. Now it's stuck in my head! LOLOLOL

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NASFKAB 12/15/2011 9:23AM

  GREAT

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BHAWKINS00 12/15/2011 9:14AM

  Love these remodeld words! emoticon

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FLAME42 12/15/2011 9:13AM

    Don't know the tune to this one but definitely loved the verses. Each day I have to come see what you have composed! Love them.
Hope that each time you use your creativity it helps you as much as those of us that read them.
Merry Christmas!!!

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JANETRIS 12/15/2011 9:11AM

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IDLETYME 12/15/2011 8:21AM

    You are sooo talented! Thanks again for a good start to my day!! emoticon

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GINA180847 12/15/2011 7:54AM

    I have to admit that I have been living under a rock for a large part of my life because I do not know the tune to AGONY. I will have to google it and listen when I get it on I-tunes or something.

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IVORY1825 12/15/2011 7:46AM

    I love, love, love Into the Woods (musically directed it once) and that was fabulous! I was singing right along. I know I'll be singing Agony at my scale for the next month. Thanks!

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FUNNYSUNNY123 12/15/2011 7:42AM

    Now I want to go find my "Into the Woods' soundtrack! Alas, it is not on my MP3 player. Too funny!



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NEW-CAZ 12/15/2011 7:21AM

    Thanks for a great start to my day emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 12/15/2011 6:59AM

    I love it!

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TERRI289 12/15/2011 6:40AM

    There you go, making my day start GREAT!!!!!

Have a good one! emoticon

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STRINGS58 12/15/2011 6:18AM

    emoticon I need to do some "agony" this morning! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TRACYZABELLE 12/15/2011 5:48AM

    You never cease to amaze me!

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KMICHA 12/15/2011 5:40AM

    Terrific!!! emoticon I'm looking forward to these every day!
Wishing you a wonderful day! emoticon

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