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INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY parody

Thursday, December 15, 2011

INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY parody
by yours truly SherylDS
(to the tune of INTO THE WOODS -- AGONY)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
LFgMowOwek0


My Weight's Not Moving….The Pounds Still Remain.
What Can The Matter Be?
Your Clothes Look Looser….While Mine Stay The Same,
Something Is Wrong With Me !

AGONY….Beyond Power Of Speech.
When The One Thing You Want
Always Seems To Be Just Out Of Reach.

I Avoid Flour..And Practice Will Power,
And Always Take Stairs.
Weighing And Measuring… Logging And Journaling;
Still The Weight's There.
Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye

AGONY …..When You're Losing The War,
When You Give Yourself An Excuse,
And The Calories Soar.
AGONY ….Oh, The Torture Scales Teach.
What's as Intriguing ….Or Half So Fatiguing
As What's Out Of Reach.

Am I Not Biking And Crunching
And Lunging And Pumping
And Stretching And Toning
And Doing The Classes,
And Walking At Home.
I Am Everything Trainers Could Wish For.
Then Why Not ?......Do You Know ?
It's Driving Me Mad.

You Know Nothing Of Madness ;
Till You're Faced With Despair…
When The Number's Right There... As You're Nearing Her,
All The While Fearing Her
Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-Aye-
Aye-Aye-Aye

AGONY…. Misery….. Woe
Though It's Different For Each.
When You've Gained Back Five Pounds.
When Your Weight Loss Is Slow.
When Your Goal's Out Of Reach.

AGONY ….This Is Just Normal Strife.
I MUST DO THIS FOR LIFE …
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