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Just a bit of silliness to lighten your load and brighten your day ...


Thursday, December 08, 2011

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
"Elk"-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

Merry CHRISTmas from my house to yours,
Patty

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MOMFAN 12/9/2011 1:43PM

    emoticon HO, HO, HO!

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JKURJACK1944 12/8/2011 10:17PM

    Thanks for the giggles. Very cute.

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VINGRAM 12/8/2011 5:37PM

    Very very cute! Thanks for sharing........vista emoticon

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FLPALM 12/8/2011 3:05PM

    Patty,
Thanks for sharing these! Silly, no way, they are just en-"deer-ing!!!!

Hugs,
Fr
an

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GEEKYGRANDMOMMY 12/8/2011 2:48PM

    thanks.

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EDGYKITTEN 12/8/2011 1:08PM

    Those made me giggle.

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JCARDINAL 12/8/2011 12:41PM

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MSBLT82 12/8/2011 12:12PM

    LOL!

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