A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER

THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S

UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.


ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, SHE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO

THE TOILET SEAT WITH HER LEFT HAND AND HITS HERSELF ON TOP OF HER

HEAD WITH HER RIGHT HAND.


HER MOTHER SAYS: "AUDREY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE

FOR A WHILE."


AUDREY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY' YET."


MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT

AUDREY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"


AUDREY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."




Gotta love kids!!!!



Mary Anne