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Rye Bread

Monday, November 21, 2011

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked
what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it will be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this s*** but

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ROBBIE53 11/24/2011 6:00AM


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NOMIS1 11/23/2011 10:51AM

    Very funny. thanks

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DFROMTX 11/22/2011 5:18PM

    Love it!! My grandmother made the best rye bread. I make it occasionally, but it does not taste like hers.....and I thought this blog was about cooking bread. emoticon emoticon

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THAIBEAUKITTY 11/22/2011 10:11AM


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CLIMBERS_ROCK 11/22/2011 9:38AM

    Love it! Thanks for the humor. Keep it coming.

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IDLETYME 11/22/2011 8:52AM

    Cute - My morning chuckle! emoticon

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JUDY1676 11/21/2011 7:44PM

    emoticon . And--- I'm still chuckling!

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PMFISH 11/21/2011 1:36PM

    Thanks for my daily chuckle!

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NEW-CAZ 11/21/2011 12:25PM

    emoticon emoticon

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WINDANCER99 11/21/2011 11:58AM

    Too cute. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 11/21/2011 11:52AM

    That's too funny!!!

My dad makes AWESOME rye breat . . . from scratch. OMG, I am a low carb girl, but THIS . . . I make an extreme exception for! LOL

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RONNIEHUEY 11/21/2011 11:51AM

    So funny!

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