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Things To Do In An Elevator

Sunday, November 20, 2011

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

4) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

5) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

6) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

7) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

8) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

9) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

10) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

11) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

12) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

13) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

14) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
2BEATIT1 11/29/2011 4:09PM

    You are sooooooo funny.
Thanks for sharing

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MARYB73 11/20/2011 5:17PM

    I don't know where you find all of your blog posts, but keep up the good work.

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ALICERIEGER 11/20/2011 8:56AM

    That would certainly break the monotony! Thanks

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GOHUSKERS2 11/20/2011 5:52AM

    Eleven and twelve cracked me up. I've never seen these before. thanks for sharing!!

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