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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.




Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."



Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he
takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne,
dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell
you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from
pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into
an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and
has his way with me two times!"



Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"



Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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TWEETYKC00 11/16/2011 9:18PM

    I hope that is my story later in life!

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MKPRINCESS007 11/16/2011 6:31PM

    Love it!!!!!!!!!! :)

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INFLATED 11/16/2011 2:39PM

    LOL! Funny stuff!

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    hahahahaha!
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    OM goodness, Go Edna! emoticon

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    Ya gotta have your priorities! lol

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