Sunday, October 09, 2011
I believe the fat in my body has just called a board meeting to debate the issue of the BOSSLADY, being me, deciding to call the shots in the company that is my body.The issue on the agenda is simple How o resist the Boss Lady's resolutions and reinforce the fat army.I can picture it, they are all proposing various strategies like up my cravings for the 'good stuff' you know that the baked goods and carbs that they know I find hard to resist.Some must volunteering to take the early morning shift to guard me when I wake up so that they can give a lecture in Excuses 101.
I can see the hard workers 'the minority group that are muscles' ,gearing themselves for a festive season,christmas has come early ,so early in fact it as come in October.You see the muscles have always been the underdogs,the poverty stricken in this company who get very little in pay rises whilst the so called directors the fats giv themselves huge bonuses every year end. I believe somewhere in the region of 5 kg per annum.I have been reliably been told by my trusted friend Connnie the conscience that it is usually more and I dont get to see it as it is disguised as good times and comfort eating.
I have hired Will Power and good ol Commitment has offered to come back form retirement as a reinforcement, to help put my company in order.
The three of us have done a top to bottom assessment of things and changed the modus operandi and decided that the oil we use is low grade and contributes to a great percentage of pollution hence we are going green.
The board meeeting continues with some saying ' neh we have nothing to fear guys', this is just an annual this the Boss Lady does,it will pass ,just like an audit does, we just have to cook the books a little......as a matter of fact.........'
In I walk in and Fasto does not get to finish his sentence ,I decide in my mind that he will the first to go,'Bad mouthing me to the company drectors I see Fasto.......well YOU ARE FIRED' MMM that felt saw good I should adopt this approach
Well sorry fats to disappoint but this Boss Lady is taking over big time and is here to stay.I am going to be Donaldinah Trumpdown and every week I will be firing one or two of you. I will be replacing you with some good fats that are coming in as we speak and they are not going to be corrupted by the lot of you.
This board meeting is adjourned................