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You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...

Sunday, October 02, 2011

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
*You sleep with your eyes open
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward
*You lick your coffee pot clean
*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
*You can jump-start your car without cables
*Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
*You don't sweat, you percolate
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REACHING4HOME 10/8/2011 9:19PM

    I READ THIS AT THE RECOMMENDATION OF ANOTHER NEBRASKA TEAM MATE AND SHE WAS RIGHT - IT IS A RIOT. BUT HERE IS AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE ONE THAT I HAVE DONE MYSELF. I HAVE STIRRED A BIG SPOONFUL OF INSTANT COFFEE INTO MY FIRST CUP OF REGULAR COFFEE IN THE MORNING AFTER A BAD NIGHT. NOW THAT'S PITIFUL!
ERIN

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GOLDFISHLIZ 10/3/2011 5:59PM

    Love it! Give me caffeine, even tho I should be drinking water.........
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MARTHASPARKS 10/2/2011 2:57PM

    Hilarious and I don't even drink coffee.

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LADYIRISH317 10/2/2011 12:31PM

    "Too much coffee?" Ain't no such thing!


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GOHUSKERS2 10/2/2011 8:46AM

    These are great. I love typing 60 words a minute with my feet! LOL Thanks

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IDLETYME 10/2/2011 8:01AM

    Words of wisdom - Thanks!! emoticon emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 10/2/2011 7:33AM

    Sounds like me. Thanks

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BLUEANGELLK 10/2/2011 7:25AM

    Love it!!!!

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