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Skinny Dipping

Sunday, September 04, 2011

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
DEELIN1960 9/5/2011 12:55PM

    LOL, too funny!

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1CRAZYDOG 9/5/2011 12:48PM

    emoticon The devil made him do it, right! LOL

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SHARJOPAUL 9/5/2011 8:11AM

    LOL Love it!

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ROBBIE53 9/5/2011 1:28AM

    Quick thinker!

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IDLETYME 9/4/2011 8:49PM

    Good one!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SENATOR9 9/4/2011 7:34PM

    Bet the ran out of the pond emoticon

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INFLATED 9/4/2011 7:29PM

    LOL! I don't know where you find them, but I love them.

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MERRYMARY42 9/4/2011 6:47PM

    made me smile again, emoticon

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VENISEW1 9/4/2011 4:48PM

    emoticon Love your blogs, they put a smile on my face.

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    Love it!!!

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