Thursday, August 25, 2011
A dialogue with my body.
Me: "Role call! How is everyone doing?!"
Legs: "Man, I am LOVING not having to hold up so much friggin' weight! And man I have been lookin' good these past 6 months!"
Skin: "I'm glowing! I mean, take a look!"
Liver: "Oh thank you Miss B for eating better, drinking more water and for not treating me so badly. I can now function properly!"
Heart: "I'm going strong B and I no longer have to work so hard to keep you going! Enjoy!"
Feet: "We do love not being so damn tired all of the time. Want to take a walk?"
Finger Nails: "We're still as strong as ever and we look gorgeous!"
Boobs:"Get us more bras! You're no longer a DD, GET OVER IT."
Stomach: "I LOVE FRUIT AND VEGGIES! But don't forget the Ice Cream, I still love that! Everything in moderation."
Vocal Chords: "Oh my goodness it's so much easier to sing and so much more fun!"
Diaphragm: "Boy do I work out now! My buddies the vocal chords can now belt out those high C's with such ease. KEEP THIS UP! Who knows what we'll be capable of!?"
Me: "Did you guys notice how that guy was flirting with me the other day?! How cool was that?!"
Yes, this blog was totally silly. But you get the point.
50lbs is only a blink away!
Week One: 274lbs
Week Two: 270lbs
Week Three: 267lbs
Week Four: 267lbs
Week Five: 262lbs
Week Six: 260lbs
Week Seven: 258lbs
Week Eight: 258lbs
Week Nine: 257lbs
Week Ten: 257lbs
Week Eleven: 253lbs
Week Twelve: 252lbs
Week Thirteen: 251lbs
Week Fourteen: 246lbs
Week Fifteen: 244lbs
Week Sixteen: 247lbs
Week Seventeen: 246lbs
Week Eighteen: 243lbs
Week Nineteen: 240.6lbs
Week Twenty: 238lbs