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Bubba's striptease

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Cletus is passing by Bubba's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old orange Kubota tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Bubba?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Bubba. "But me'n the ol' lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."

[ Don 't make me come explain this to you. Read the last line again, slowly and out loud] I think Bubba might be a blonde.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ROSALIEESTHER 8/13/2011 3:20AM

    Good one! emoticon

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IDLETYME 8/2/2011 8:36AM

    Great one! My morning wake up giggle. Thanks! emoticon emoticon

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SHORTY_G 8/1/2011 10:50PM

    bahahahahaa hilarious!!!

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MRSJERRYBUSH 8/1/2011 10:33AM

    The title sure got my attention! emoticon

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GRANDMA624 8/1/2011 9:39AM

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ALICERIEGER 8/1/2011 7:52AM

    Classic!! You have done it again.

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LADYJ6942 7/31/2011 10:08PM

    ha ha
love it

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