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20 Things that I Just Do NOT Get!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

OK... last time I talked about "20 Things that Make Me Happy"... which really wasn't a concept that I came up with myself. I saw it somewhere. However, it did trigger this new topic.... "20 Things that I Just Do NOT Get!". It's sorta like the flip side. Except, to me, the flip side, really, would be things that make me angry, or things that make me cry. Though that could be a couple blogs on their own, I really don't want to write about them. My best writing comes when I'm 'in the moment'... and I just don't want to get myself that upset. So here's the next best thing. There are some things in this world that I don't understand. For the life of me I just simply cannot wrap my brain around them. Things that make you go "hmmmmmm?!"

I''m going to start from the last one, first, and work my way up to the number one thing that I just do not get!

emoticon 20. How to cook bacon without having the house full of smoke and the smoke detector going off saying ďFire. Food. Fire. FoodĒ in that annoying voice!
emoticon 19. Rap or Punk Music. Itís just noise. Isnít the part about Ďmusicí supposed to have some? This doesnít.
emoticon 18. Pointy toe shoes.... ewwwww! Ugly. Points are for weapons, not wardrobe!
emoticon 17. Why anyone would want to wear wool! As much as I really hate Ďcoldí, no amount of warm is worth that much itching!
emoticon 16. Older... OK, maybe that one is wishful thinking! I am a dreamer, after all! LOL
emoticon 15. The fascination with Hummers... letís face it, theyíre ugly!
emoticon 14. Clock faces without numbers. I mean... really... isnít the numbers kind of the point of the thing?!
emoticon 13. Why God made coffee. The stuff stinks!!!!!!!! How can you people drink that stuff?!
emoticon 12. Why JR doesnít like me. So... I nearly made him as crazy as he made me... is that a good reason to be so pissed?! LOL
emoticon 11. Atheism. It takes wayyyy too much faith to believe that all the world... itís perfect order, the incredible detail right down to the atom, how it all works together; right down to all creatures recognizing their own kind... was all created out of nothing. To believe that some huge cosmic burp suddenly happened, out of nothing, and created all that there is in amazingly perfect detail is just not logical to me. My thinking is that Someone had to have made it, or at least started the ball rolling. Besides... Iíve seen presentations that show that science backs up the bible. I can send you some links to do some reading on it if youíre interested.
emoticon 10. Star Trek.
emoticon 9. Laid... I know TMI. I need a husband. Anyone have any spare single male friends? Iíll pay for shipping. Even a hubby youíre about to kick to the curb would do right now! LOL
emoticon 8. Men. Nuff said! Hmmmm? I wonder if this is related to #9?
emoticon 7. Why God made winter. Itís cold! Cold = Very uncomfortable = Not good!
emoticon 6. Slapstick Humour or Bathroom Humour. I donít see where the funny part is in that.
emoticon 5. Tapioca. Itís gross. My Grandfather said it best ďwhoever ate that the first time can have it backĒ. Again, Nuff said!
emoticon 4. Why God made cats... or Mosquitoes. Some things just donít seem to have a purpose... outside of annoyance.
emoticon 3. Golf. Itís just weird.
emoticon 2. Twitter. Why do I care what someone else is doing? Why do they care what Iím doing?

...aaaaaaand, drum roll please, the number one thing that I just do NOT get...

emoticon 1. The Facebook 'Poke'. Seems to me itís as annoying as someone being next to you poking you with their finger. I mean, seriously... doesnít that make you wanna just smack someone?!

Well, I hope you enjoyed my list. Or maybe, I've caused you to start wondering! Either way... see if you can come up with 20 of your own! Even this topic, was kinda fun putting it together.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
LIVESTRONG2010 7/19/2011 4:14PM

    I agree with you on 9 and 13 but on so much on the cat! You made me smile on most of theses thanks.

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SPARKYCARLEY 7/17/2011 8:25AM

    I never understood Star Trek because I never could understand how this stuff can really happen. If I don't see that I don't understand why I'm watching it. My brothers on the other hand could not have survived without it. lol

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RAINRUNNER5 7/17/2011 4:07AM

    Star Trek? OMG!! I built my life around that show!! lolz, cool list. And yeah, I really do like the trek! ;-P I'm a nerd. :D

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DAHNDEE 7/16/2011 2:07PM

    This is so totally funny because with the exception of #20 and 17, I am completely and totally opposite of you! LOL love the list idea, i'll have to try one of my own.

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WESHAKAT 7/16/2011 2:04PM

    Another coffee hater! I also hate beer. Basically a social misfit in any situation.

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