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The Obedient Wife

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

There was a man, who had worked and saved all his life, and spent only what was totally essential.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, so I can take it to the Afterlife.

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Eventually, of course, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'

She had a metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, 'Surely you didn't really put all that money in there with your husband'?

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife.
'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque....
If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
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CRAZYDOGLADYBO 7/15/2011 12:37PM

    Love this one!

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PEGGYMAS1 7/14/2011 8:36AM

    way too funny

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WIGIME 7/14/2011 7:28AM

    Ya gotta be always thinkin', thinkin', thinkin'!

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MABEAZ 7/13/2011 1:09PM

    This one too funny!! emoticon emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 7/13/2011 9:25AM

    Okay.. here's proof that women are the smartest!! emoticon emoticon

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HMBEASLEY 7/13/2011 9:00AM

    Great one emoticon

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THAIBEAUKITTY 7/13/2011 8:56AM

    Right on!

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WENDYJM4 7/13/2011 7:06AM

    good one Mel.

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VICKY073 7/13/2011 5:54AM

    emoticon

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TDWANDD2MYK9 7/13/2011 4:25AM

    Loved it! Thanx emoticon emoticon

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SENATOR9 7/13/2011 1:42AM

    I like that emoticon

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INFLATED 7/13/2011 12:28AM

    She was a smart woman!

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AUNTHELEN 7/12/2011 10:51PM

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SANTAZTIC 7/12/2011 8:52PM

    Sounds like someone I know.

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IMREITE 7/12/2011 8:40PM

    i like that. it is the best way to bury money

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