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How to Get to Heaven

Thursday, June 23, 2011

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CAROLYNVIL 6/24/2011 9:54PM

    absoultly loved it!!!

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STITCHINGNAN 6/24/2011 3:47AM

    Loved it.I needed a chuckle today so thanks. Ree

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STEVES6 6/23/2011 4:24PM

  That is really cute., emoticon

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MARYB73 6/23/2011 1:58PM

    I don't want to go to heaven today, thank you for telling me how to get there.

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ELLFIN3 6/23/2011 11:42AM

    Kids are just great! Thanks for the up lifting blog! Enjoy your day!! emoticon emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/23/2011 8:30AM

    The child had a point. Thanks for my morning chuckle.

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TWEETYKC00 6/23/2011 6:26AM

    ah, the wisdom of children!

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