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Understanding Men

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf.

3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?"

7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GRANDMA624 6/19/2011 7:45AM

  What is so sad is it's all true!! emoticon

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IDLETYME 6/15/2011 7:34AM

    Thanks for my morning giggle! emoticon

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DIDMIS 6/14/2011 9:06PM

    That was so cute. Thanks

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AZURELITE 6/14/2011 5:40PM

Thanks for the smiles!

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PEEDLE 6/14/2011 4:41PM

    Re number 10 -
Can I send him home in the morning?
Or would that be considered "using" someone?

Mary Lou

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AANGEL3 6/14/2011 3:48PM


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ELLFIN3 6/14/2011 12:15PM

    emoticon That is great! Thanks so much for sharing! Enjoy our day!!! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/14/2011 9:31AM

    As always - A good laugh. emoticon

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