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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Sunday, June 12, 2011

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MITECU 6/13/2011 7:08AM

    Thanks for the laugh to start the day. emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 6/12/2011 8:59PM

    As always, you made me laugh. Another couple of years and that will be my car.

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ELLFIN3 6/12/2011 5:53PM

    emoticon Thanks! emoticon

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EVELYN5877 6/12/2011 5:43PM

    On the other hand, you could help the environment and walk!

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