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Cute Joke of the Day...Enjoy!!

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

emoticon emoticon...JUST GOTTA LOVE THEIR INNOCENCE!!!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ENUFF81020 1/20/2013 12:57AM

    Hi there,

Funny--and out of the mouths of babes...
I've noticed you around the past few days and I wanted to say "hi" and that I was glad to see you. Take care--have fun and have success!!

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TAPOUTNOMORE 7/10/2011 1:06PM

    That is too funny..... emoticon

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GLORYLIGHT57 6/8/2011 8:49PM

    emoticon that was a good one. Thanks

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EVER-HOPEFUL 6/8/2011 5:11PM


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JATHUENER 6/7/2011 5:34PM

    LOL oh boy he didn't see that coming

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SANDERSON83 6/7/2011 4:28PM

    hahahaha LOL

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VTSKIER805 6/7/2011 3:47PM

    Hahaha that's sweet.

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