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How to be a Gracious B----!!!!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it," she replied

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll
get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for
her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could
wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it
to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''


Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance

In the rain.

emoticonMary Anne

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
COOKNKEL 5/18/2011 10:46AM

    Good lesson! emoticon

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DEBBIEDAY 5/18/2011 9:02AM

    emoticon LOVE it!

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LINDAJ0621 5/17/2011 5:09PM

    Oh, I loved this one so much!!! Perfect solution and sounds very much like something I would do emoticon emoticon

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PEGGYO 5/17/2011 3:03PM

    I especially liked the one about dancing in the rain.

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KAYDE53 5/17/2011 1:24PM

    good one! emoticon

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29MOMOF4 5/17/2011 12:46PM


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NEW-CAZ 5/17/2011 12:37PM

    OH I love her thinking emoticon emoticon

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KOPSBABY 5/17/2011 12:28PM

    I'd love to see the face of the other woman when mom walked in with that dress on. LOL

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SPARKLISE 5/17/2011 12:22PM

    This was precious. emoticon

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PHEBESS 5/17/2011 11:58AM


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SENATOR9 5/17/2011 11:46AM

    And we still don't understands you ladies? emoticon

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DKELLEY35 5/17/2011 11:33AM

    This was awesome, and says a lot about the true nature of woman. We are truly ingenious.

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THETURTLEBEAR 5/17/2011 9:20AM


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KATHRYNLP 5/17/2011 9:02AM

    Perfect answer to a tricky situation.. Loved it! emoticon emoticon

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RACERXGIRL 5/17/2011 8:47AM

    Ha! That's awesome....

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46SHADOW 5/17/2011 8:44AM

    Love the idea of dancing in the rain.

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