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I Can Never Tell My Husband

Friday, May 13, 2011

So many SP recipes that I've discovered that include ingredients that he "hates," but that he has declared..."Delicious!!"
The latest 'no tell the ingredients' is Pong Pong Pork Chops. He loved it and is having the leftovers tonight for dinner with a big salad. The DELICIOUSLY DECEPTIVE BANANA BREAD was a huge hit and I'm making it again today..using my NEW NINJA!!!!! I made my first Smoothie this morning ... yes, my FIRST!! It was delicious. However, my Ninja did not come with a cookbook and I cannot imagine the powerful 3 different sized container machine is only for Smoothies. Anyone have a suggestion? A good "Blender" cookbook?
GOALS TODAY:
Walk 3 miles...done
Track and Post
Make Chicken Escondido...done
Make Banana Bread
Straighten up the Yarn Bookcase while watching 'Bones' on Netflix
Finish Lena's Woobie
Start Nora's Woobie
Watch the final season's episode of 'Blue Blood'
Sleep by 11

Joke for you:

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl, I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter, and the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Sorry, my blond friends..but it really cracked me up!!!!
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  • v KAYYVAUGHN
    The joke was really cute.
    Thanks for the names of those recipes. I'll try them.
    Kay
    1648 days ago
  • v MILMOM2000NEW
    :) Thanks for the laugh this morning! I so needed it!

    I totally get it what you mean about not being able to tell your hubby though! Mine is the same way and when they are good for you, if he knows, he cuts my meals up SO much! But if he doesn't know, .......... hummmm better for him right? Heee heeee

    Have a great weekend!
    1837 days ago
  • v BAM-MA
    You crack me up!!

    I am sure that your "Secret" is safe with us. It is the ONE thing that is good to keep from your husband.

    Love the joke!
    1838 days ago
  • v DANCINCAJUN1
    That Ninja is pretty powerful so you can put things together for soups and salsas ... just about anything ... it demolishes ice cubes ... that's always a good sign on how strong it is !!

    My personal spark cookbook is overflowing with recipes now ... sure have some goodies !!

    Roc
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    1838 days ago
  • v CBERGMAN4
    That is funny! My Gram used to do the same thing to my Poppy. She would sneak all the things he hated into recipes. hehehe. I have never laughed so hard when I found that out.
    1838 days ago
  • v FRECKS96
    mmm...pong pong pork chops are one of our favorite recipes from SP!
    1838 days ago
  • v 3016DEBRA
    LMAO!!!!! emoticon emoticon

    Have a great weekend & would you share that banana bread recipe?

    1838 days ago
  • v 4ANEWME2DAY
    emoticon !!That one made me emoticon and I'm at work so I pretended I was coughing.
    1838 days ago
  • v HMEGLI
    This makes me want to get a new blender and do something terribly exciting with it now! Your blender enthusiasm in catching! Hey, I may be blond, but that was a funny joke.
    1838 days ago
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