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Got my Butt Busted!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Yep. I really mean exactly what this says.


It happened during Day 6 video of the challenge.

It's all done on the floor, and is all about BUTTS.

"oh good!" I thought. "This one won't be hard at all, AND it will be good for me too!"

It is only around 5 minutes or so.

Or five hours, as far as my body was concerned. I can already feel the soreness coming in.

Here I am, on my hands and knees, all ready to proceed with confidence.

I must have forgotten that NICOLE would have some tricks up her sleeve, as usual, because in no time flat she had me breaking a glisten.

I'm raising my leg up and doing "the deal", getting a bit tired and thinking "She'll move on to something else any moment now".

But Oh NO. She keeps on with the same one.

At first, this wasn't difficult at all. But keeping it up isn't as much fun or as easy as I thought it should be.

Then there she goes. She pulls her little trick out, and now I am supposed to hold my leg in the air and PULSE it. Yeah, right. PULSE!!!

Not only PULSE, but after the pulse, HOLD IT!!!

Just what my body wanted to do.

Now we get to do other leg. Same routine.

I don't make the PULSE thing all the way through with Left Leg........it was watching Right Leg and knew better..........and I drop the leg on the blessed floor for about the count of 3. Then I muster up and get back into the swing of things.

Of course, she changes positions WITHOUT A BREAK, mind you, and I am sure several hours have passed.

I'm doing the dog peeing on a hydrant move thing, and then she expects me to HOLD MY LEG IN THE AIR TOWARD THE SIDE AND KICK OUT!!!

Is this woman NUTS??

As usual, I am creating a whole new form of this workout, but at least I am moving and trying.

HA! I already anticipate when the end is here, and I go into the stretch I just KNOW she is going to pull. Having strained myself beyond reason with her in the past, I am figuring out when she gets tired and what stretch will give her relief. I was doing the correct stretch (according to her) before she told me to.

I did not want to get up from the floor, and wouldn't have, if it were not for my cat YeowLing deciding she had laid long enough on her back watching me, and now it was time for her to purr and rub all over my head.

I tell you, friends. That cat is gonna GET IT one of these days!

I'm going to hold off on my cardio until a bit later. Right now I just want to take it a little easy. I already have five days of cardio in for this week, and may just take a cardio day off. The challenge is to do five days of cardio, isn't it?

I am going to get the weed eater and attack my hill.

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    HAHAHAHAHA and YOU wanted ME to JOIN U???? Are you NUTS????? As I sit here in my recliner just reading this I am HURTING !!! LOL you POOR thing, but LOOK at the BENEFITS of it !!! WOWZERS !! You GO GIRL !!! I AM ENVIOUS !!! I Sure do WISH I could join you !!! Grrr that my foot and back are so badly acting up right now,,,cos you DO make this sound like FUN FUN FUN !!!!! Keep it UP !!!!!! Tomorrow I'll join U on cardio.
    2511 days ago
    Way to go on finishing!!!! Good job.
    2511 days ago
    I thought day 2 was a killer; I had such a cramp in my thighs I could barely move. Now you're telling me Nicole has a sense of humor to want me to do more? I have to wonder - what's wrong with the butt that I have???

    You are too funny!
    2512 days ago
  • AMYJEAN911
    Ya know, its these hilarious blogs that make me almost (keyword ALMOST) look forward to my round with Nicole. She's sorta evil, I think. Way to go for making it through.. and for having the wherewithal to create new and better form and technique while doing it!!

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    2512 days ago
    You are a trip, lady! Had me laughing, and I needed it! I'm keeping an eye on your blogs so I know what's up, because you're a day ahead of me...LOL
    2512 days ago
  • GRANDMA1951
    OMG. how funny. Been there, done that. These trainers are nuts!!! Maybe someday we'll get there but, in the meantime, I'd like to reach thru the TV or computer and murder them.
    2512 days ago
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