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REALLY Dumb Joke of the Day =D
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: So they can stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have such large, tough feet?
A: So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
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CAZ5346
4/27/2011 10:09PM
GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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GEMINIAN1
4/27/2011 9:39PM
hahaha ... is this your tribute to Water for Elephants?
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I.M.MAGIC
4/27/2011 5:32PM
OOOH, my goodness...
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PPHILLIPS9
4/27/2011 2:52PM
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CINCYDORA
4/27/2011 2:46PM
Simply AWESOME!!!
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RUSSELL_39
4/27/2011 2:44PM
I love that joke.. reminded me of my nother.. she told me that when I was a teenager
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