Thursday, April 21, 2011
What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.
Difference between cats and dogs:
You have to go on a trip for 7 days. You leave adequate food, water, and access to a potty area for the cat and dog. You return, and
the cat licks his paw, says "my litter box needs to be cleaned"
the dog throws himself at you, whining and whimpering. "Where ya been? I've been out of food for 6 days!!"