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Jokes About Cats and Dogs

Thursday, April 21, 2011

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.



What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.



What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.



Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.


What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.



Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.




Difference between cats and dogs:

You have to go on a trip for 7 days. You leave adequate food, water, and access to a potty area for the cat and dog. You return, and

the cat licks his paw, says "my litter box needs to be cleaned"



the dog throws himself at you, whining and whimpering. "Where ya been? I've been out of food for 6 days!!"
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ONEWAYSTREET 4/22/2011 8:02AM

  emoticon great!

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TOMWDCSKC 4/22/2011 1:46AM

    Cute pics. emoticon emoticon

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HEYRED221 4/21/2011 9:31PM

    OMG, the cat with the newspaper - too funny!!!!

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BUTEAFULL 4/21/2011 12:15PM

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LINDAKAY228 4/21/2011 11:32AM

    Really got me smiling this morning!

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MALKS_ARIA 4/21/2011 9:27AM

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THETURTLEBEAR 4/21/2011 9:24AM

    Excellent blog!!

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RIKKI572 4/21/2011 7:23AM

    Thanks for the morning laugh!!

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TIBURONA 4/21/2011 2:34AM

    I showed these to my cats and dog...they are still laughing!

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PRINCHESSA 4/21/2011 1:02AM

    These are GREAT! Thank you for the smiles!

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