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My daughter sent me this fun with math joke today.


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Enjoy

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-*-L-L-S-H-*-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

Yeah, my daughter has a twisted sense of humor. Comes by it honestly.
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HAPPY92003 4/20/2011 7:09PM

    Oh my gosh that is hilarious! I think I should post this at work:)

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POOKAQUEEN 4/20/2011 5:29PM

    Hahaha, that's great! Thanks for sharing!

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SPARKLISE 4/20/2011 12:52PM

    awsome! emoticon

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ILIKECACTI 4/20/2011 8:09AM

    nice!

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BECKYR16 4/20/2011 7:11AM

    HA HA HA!!! Awesome :)

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TRIGFROST 4/20/2011 1:46AM

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SHIBI_HUNTRESS 4/19/2011 11:00PM

    I giggled. This is awesome and will be shared!

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PIXIE-LICIOUS 4/19/2011 9:21PM

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CEDAR_TREE 4/19/2011 9:19PM

  I got this email forwarded to me awhile back.
Did know it came from a teacher though.

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LEEZAB 4/19/2011 9:14PM

  This is so funny! I teach math...

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KAZINMICH 4/19/2011 9:03PM

    This one is great!!!

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