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Thursday, April 07, 2011

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, an d pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can beso stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


A man and his wife were having an argument about whoshould brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that theman should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the
top of several pages, that it! indeed says . 'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment

! A man and his wife were having some problems at homeand were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had
missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..! '


Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a
rough draft before the masterpiece

Sorry guys...I just couldn't resist this so here's a bear hug from me to you!

Have a Happy, Healthy smile-contagious day! emoticon

emoticonMary Anne

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
EMSJOURNEY 4/8/2011 10:02AM

    love them!! =)

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PRINCHESSA 4/8/2011 2:08AM

    I can so see the 5am wake up call with my hubby (in reverse, however - I'm the one who would have overslept)

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MOTLEM 4/7/2011 11:11PM

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Mel - Tasmania, Australia

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ILOVEROSES 4/7/2011 9:16PM

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GOOZLEBEAR 4/7/2011 8:58PM

    Very Cute!!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PEGGYO 4/7/2011 8:25PM


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DKELLEY35 4/7/2011 6:52PM

    Those were so great, I especially loved the 5 am wake up call.

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PHEBESS 4/7/2011 5:38PM

    I love the 5 AM one!

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CATANTIGO 4/7/2011 3:20PM

    I love this. Kathryn sent me to your page, so I say Thank You to both of you.

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NEW-CAZ 4/7/2011 2:51PM

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SHAPELY 4/7/2011 1:26PM

    Mary Anne these are sure great ones Thanks, Rosalyn

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MADKAPKID 4/7/2011 12:50PM

    Kathryn sent me here for the giggles. Laughter and smiles are such a great way to start the day. Thank you and have a joy filled day, Karen emoticon

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SENATOR9 4/7/2011 11:56AM

    Kathryn send me over they were funny I don't know why we ever gave up one of our rib for this kind of abuse
You know why God took the rib it;s the cheep cut emoticon

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BUTEAFULL 4/7/2011 10:27AM


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    The "wake up" one just nailed it. LOVED IT!

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KATHRYNLP 4/7/2011 9:19AM

    Nice to see some humour for the Gals, for a change! Loved it! emoticon

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TINY67 4/7/2011 8:42AM

    Good ones emoticon

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    oh what a laugh a day.... thanks,

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