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Saturday, April 02, 2011

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
And then the thieves struck again!

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to Me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
Look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women everywhere every night.


P.. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone!
But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
Always remember to Laugh!!
Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!

How do they do that????


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SOUPY18 4/5/2011 1:49PM

    Great blog --gave me my laugh for the day. Now I know where to look for my missing parts.
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CUPBUTTER 4/4/2011 6:51PM

    LOL Hugs Barbara

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IDLETYME 4/4/2011 8:00AM

    Funny but true! Thanks for the chuckle! emoticon emoticon

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JUDE322 4/3/2011 3:52PM

  so true, so true. we are all being victimized. i actually see women walking around in the body that used to be mine and i want it back

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NTSOHLTHNT 4/3/2011 9:44AM

    ROTFLOL!!!!! Thanks for the awesome laugh!!!!

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    You are a riot!


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EDWINA172 4/2/2011 11:43PM

    Hilarious! I love this. One of my fears is waking up with a flat pancake butt. It will be 2 inches lower and sagging out of the bottom of my shorts, I'm sure of it! My boobs were switched too! The nipples are trying to peek out from under the bottom of my shirts. Where did the extra skin come from? Thanks for the giggles. Have a great weekend.

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DIANE7786 4/2/2011 11:12PM

    The same thing happened to me! The good news is now I have 24 hour protection from the Spark Police!

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FIERCESTCALM 4/2/2011 11:06PM

    this is awesome! love it

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TWEETIBEAR 4/2/2011 9:49PM

    I am rolling on the floor with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. How EVER did you get my personal story! hahahaha! Thanks for the great laugh (now can you tell me how to trade my body parts in for Carrie Underwood's?)

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