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On a roll with the funny emails

Monday, March 28, 2011

My friends take such good care of me, always making sure I get my laugh for the day. Here is today's funny to share with you all...


Jill

WHY I AM NOW DIVORCED

"Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel
very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..

So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! '

It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?'

I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my husband
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

...
...
And I just sat there....

...
...
On the couch....




Naked"

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SOULOFADANCER 4/9/2011 5:50PM

    That is great You scared me there for a sec I thought you were talking about your birthday!
EEK I was like wow that would be what I call OVERSHARING!!
Only kidding
Have a great weekend!!

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ROBBIEMARIE 4/1/2011 9:46AM

    Hahahahahaha! I love, love, love this one!

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ELLENSUN 3/31/2011 11:29PM

    I still think about this blog and start laughing. I'm wondering it I dare read it to my DH.

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PEGGYMAS1 3/29/2011 10:27AM

    way to funny!! I love it emoticon

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KSHAGGY 3/28/2011 11:10PM

    lol!

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ELLENSUN 3/28/2011 8:04PM

    Bwahahahahahaha!

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LITTLEFARMMOMMA 3/28/2011 5:12PM

    ROFL!!! How hilarious! emoticon emoticon

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CHBADILLO 3/28/2011 4:49PM

    LOL!!!!!

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LEXIE63 3/28/2011 4:07PM

    ROFLM 'naked' AO! *grin*

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QUILTINGQUE 3/28/2011 3:47PM

    Now that was funny!! I didn't expect her to be naked until I read it. Soo funny.

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