I'm searching for that elusive morning when I will wake up feeling refreshed.

I would even settle for feeling sort of rested.

I'm searching for that elusive morning when the first words out of my mouth won't be "oh no..."

...or "oh %$#!&!" as the case may be.

I've been searching for that elusive morning for a while now. Maybe it's time to do something to CREATE that elusive morning.