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Rx for cyanide?

Saturday, March 12, 2011

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!

All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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SEATURTLE86 3/22/2011 11:07PM

    OMGosh!! I almost choked on my ONE and ONLY diet coke of the day! That is sooo funny! I didn't see that one coming. emoticon

......still laughing. LOL

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PATRICIAANN46 3/18/2011 10:13PM

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FATROCKSTAR 3/12/2011 10:29PM

    Love it,, love it, love it! Normandy

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BETZI01 3/12/2011 6:55PM

    That was sooooo funny. I will check back again. I like your style. Your blogs are inspiring and funny. Keep it up. emoticon

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