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The best insult I have ever received!!!

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

I am a teacher (part-time) at a University and my sister happens to be one of my students.

Last week my sister called me up to insult me. She said, “I'm calling you because I've been meaning to tell you something. You know your black pants?”

Of course I knew the pants of which she spoke. They were my black, pinstriped, formal business pants which my husband bought for me last summer. For a while, they have been the only decent pants that I own!

“Yes”, I responded. “Well, don't wear them again. They look horrible!!!” (Trust your sister to tell it like it is.) To that I gave her one of my long, Oks?!, and she quickly added, “Oh, no I mean it in a good way!”

Forgive me. But at that moment failed to see any good in what she had just said.

She went on to explain that the pants looked as though they were falling off of me. Apparently, she was distracted all class trying to figure out what was wrong with my pants! She went into great detail about my butt looking like it was swimming and that there were various pockets of air that seemed to move around as I went to and fro in front of the black board. She spared no detail!!!

“Stop wearing them, they really look bad.” She summarized.

The conversation ended with us laughing about it and wondering what the other students might have been thinking.

The good news is that my sister’s comment means that my pants are now too big for me. Needless to say I won’t be wearing them again.

I will keep them though, as one of my future ‘fat pants.’

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CORDIA72 3/30/2011 7:40PM

    Isn't that the greatest feeling? There's nothing like coming to the realization that you've lost so many inches that your clothes are now falling off of you. emoticon

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JELLEN726 3/8/2011 12:16PM

    Awww. Great blog! Congrats that is so wonderful to hear.

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PURPLECRACK 3/8/2011 11:26AM

    Sister are good for that. I know! Congrats on your weight loss.

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JEN_1680 3/8/2011 11:22AM

  lol, thats awesome

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PRAYINGSUZIE 3/8/2011 11:15AM

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GAL7288 3/8/2011 11:11AM

    That was hilarious, in a good way! Congratulations and keep up the good work. I am slowly starting to fit in my not so fat jeans, not slim but it's progress. emoticon

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ELIZABETH_SKY 3/8/2011 11:09AM

    How wonderful! Time to go on a shopping trip!

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