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Monday, March 07, 2011

- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

- This is not an abandoned vehicle.

- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

- My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

- When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

- I is a college student.

- Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

- Eschew obfuscation.

- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
2BEATIT1 3/8/2011 10:47PM

    You bring a smile to the day.
Thanks for sharing

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2GOVEG 3/7/2011 8:31PM

    LOVED IT! To add a few...

Well behaved women rarely make history

This cast is a result of kicking him to the curb

Only my cat understands me

Wag more. Bark less.

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ELLFIN3 3/7/2011 8:23PM

    Thanks for the laugh!!!!! emoticon emoticon

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