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Dear ridiculously accurate digital scale

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Dear ridiculously accurate digital scale,

As you know, I normally love your brutal honesty in assessing my total weight. But I'm not really liking what you are showing me. To borrow some words from the immortal Cee Lo Green, I really hate your ass right now.

How can you give me perfectly respectable numbers during one part of the day (135) then jump me up to 139 later? WTF? Can we say indecisive?

Scale, I'm worried about you. I'm beginning to wonder if you have multiple personalities. Does your mean side want to see me face down in a bowl of chips and dip? That's just hateful, and I will not tolerate hatefulness.

So, scale. I'm putting you on probation. You are not going to see me for a little while, and if you do not shape up -- you're fired. I hear there's a trusty tape measure that is looking for work.

Love,

Me

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LADYBUGG67 3/7/2011 12:29PM

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Tell that scale Eff Youuu! (in my Cee-Lo Green voice) LOL!



Comment edited on: 3/7/2011 12:30:36 PM

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YORHYNESS 3/7/2011 10:28AM

    Gotta love a Cee-Lo Green quote first thing on Monday morning. LOL!

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BECKYLYNNE77 3/7/2011 9:51AM

    that is funny emoticon

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MAKAYA_D 3/7/2011 9:34AM

    lol so true!

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KBEHUNE 3/7/2011 9:31AM

    That is too cute! I think my scale may have the same issue!

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KAT2212 3/7/2011 9:30AM

    Your scale must be in cahoots with my scale!

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IRENEHUD 3/7/2011 8:57AM

    Funny, thank you!

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BEANABABY0827 3/7/2011 12:01AM

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BETZYGIRL 3/6/2011 10:35PM

    I think that scale must come from a "multiples" birth, not just twins! emoticon

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TERESAMARIE1959 3/6/2011 7:52PM

    emoticon You can always fire it and hire a new one! Only sometimes when I buy a new one I long for the old days!

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YOGINI18 3/6/2011 5:53PM

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SHORTSGIRL 3/6/2011 11:25AM

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Very funny.

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CAROLYNLEIGHH 3/6/2011 11:10AM

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THECRAZYMANGO 3/6/2011 10:36AM

    I LOVE this blog and I LOVE how you didn't let the scale control you.. but YOU are telling the scale who's the boss!!! emoticon

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MARLINDA5 3/6/2011 10:27AM

    I think I will do that to my scale - thank you - I know that I am not the only one that goes through this with my scale.

Have a great week. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 3/6/2011 10:26AM

    HA! Take that Mr. Scale!! emoticon

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SWAUTERS 3/6/2011 10:14AM

    I love this blog. Thanks for the smile.

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PATTICAN 3/6/2011 10:12AM

    Haha, thanks for the laugh! I think our scales have a union going for them or something. Evil little buggers....

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CRAZYDOGLADYBO 3/6/2011 10:07AM

    I think I have your scales twin at my house!

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