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THINGS TO SMILE ABOUT

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

It's the Best Province in Canada! (TRUE !)
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Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about Albertans:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Alberta.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Alberta .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Alberta . (LMAO I have SOOOOO done this….and then even got flowers from the guy!!!)

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend, you live in Alberta .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Alberta.

If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again in the same day, you live in Alberta .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Alberta .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Alberta .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Alberta .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Alberta .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Alberta .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Alberta.

If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
Alberta .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Alberta friends, you live in Alberta

I AM PROUD TO BE AN ALBERTAN AND A CANADIAN!
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  • v TRACYEH53
    THat's funny, the same joke is going around here but it says "What Jeff Foxworthy says about Pennsylvanians"! We must live in the same climate! emoticon
    1913 days ago
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