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adult truths...I agree with about 95% of these.


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

These adult truths are not all self evident, but they are absolutely right on the money.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was young.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish both my GPS and Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail
on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100
years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life!!!
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B-N-ME 2/23/2011 6:59AM

    Some funny, but very true! Thanks for sharing!

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TACONES 2/22/2011 9:42PM

    I love this. Too funny. My favorite is #14.

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KYRRIA 2/22/2011 2:42PM

    bahhaha i love this. thanks for sharing :) the last one is my favorite.

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MRSCRITTERS 2/22/2011 2:37PM

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awesome

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DEE797 2/22/2011 1:58PM

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AMYLOVESTZU 2/22/2011 12:33PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon i am going to copy and past this and sent it to a few friend every one need to read this just for the laughs that would come and you are so right about 95 % thing.. ROlF

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ELIZABETH_SKY 2/22/2011 12:15PM

    hahahaha....SO true! These are all things that I think about...

I especially love #1. Sometimes when I write something personal in my journal or have any sort of damning evidence around the house, I think "what would my parents say if they came to clean up after my death??" Morbid but true

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HANKENSTEIN 2/22/2011 12:12PM

    these are hilarious, and I agree, 95 percent right on.

thanks

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