ROOBY GETS RELIGION! And I got a SURGERY DATE!
Monday, February 21, 2011
Any of you here who know me know that I'm an atheist.
BUT...last month, I came across an article about Dudeism, and I had an epiphany! THIS is something I can BELIEVE IN!
It certainly makes as much sense to me as any other religion I've come across. Being a Professional Slacker, I find Dudesim exactly mirrors my deep spiritual convictions and motivations. Plus, I only had to send them $20 via PayPal to get ordained.
I'm now an Ordained Dudeist Priest, and I will be officiating at my first wedding on April 29th. Yee haw! The Dude Abides!
Yep, finally got it! I'll be having a Roux en Y Gastric Bypass on March 2nd! Woot! Only took six short months to get through the process of testing and insurance approval! Silly me - last September I had imagined I'd have it before the end of 2010.
Love you guys!