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ROOBY GETS RELIGION! And I got a SURGERY DATE!


Monday, February 21, 2011

Any of you here who know me know that I'm an atheist.

BUT...last month, I came across an article about Dudeism, and I had an epiphany! THIS is something I can BELIEVE IN!

dudeism.com/

It certainly makes as much sense to me as any other religion I've come across. Being a Professional Slacker, I find Dudesim exactly mirrors my deep spiritual convictions and motivations. Plus, I only had to send them $20 via PayPal to get ordained.

I'm now an Ordained Dudeist Priest, and I will be officiating at my first wedding on April 29th. Yee haw! The Dude Abides!

SURGERY DATE!

Yep, finally got it! I'll be having a Roux en Y Gastric Bypass on March 2nd! Woot! Only took six short months to get through the process of testing and insurance approval! Silly me - last September I had imagined I'd have it before the end of 2010.

Love you guys!
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PUDLECRAZY 2/24/2011 4:38PM

    That's coming right up! emoticon

Chris

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ONEBAGONLY 2/22/2011 9:10PM

    I worry I may be to anxious to be a dude but perhaps my devotion to napping makes me eligible.

Next week! Yay! emoticon (I think that emoticon means you will soon be swimming in your clothes but I'm not sure. ?:)
Obviously I won't be praying but I will take a nap next Wednesday to mark the event.
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All the best,
OneBagOnly

Comment edited on: 2/22/2011 9:13:27 PM

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CPOKEYRUN 2/22/2011 3:12PM

    Good luck with your surgery - I will be looking forward to hearing about your successes!

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CATLADY_56 2/22/2011 1:12PM

    emoticon emoticon congratulations on getting a surgery date. We know what a pain it can be to get one.

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DERTREFFER 2/22/2011 12:22PM

    Yay for having a date! Not having one for the prom makes me a sad panda. Not that kind of date? ...oh ... well. Oops!

Hugs! emoticon

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ALEXTHEHUNN 2/22/2011 7:13AM

    Rooby,

I work with a guy who had gastric surgery back in September, and he's lost well over 100 lbs since then. I realize your need for weight loss is not the same as his. But my point is that the surgery made such a positive impact in his life.

We'll be thinnking of you.

Cheers,
Alex

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SUGARBABY60 2/22/2011 4:20AM

    You will never be sorry that you did it. Will be thinking of you on your surgery day . Best wishes...your life will really change for the better as will your health.

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CHERIRIDDELL 2/21/2011 10:40PM

    I think I like Dudeism better than pastafarianism ,though I did like the idea of the Flying spaghetti monster and his noodly appendage and the fact that Friday is a holy day that way if you claim your husband is Jewish and your child is Christian you can have a long weekend every week!!!!

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SCHWINNER! 2/21/2011 10:22PM

    Congrats on your surgery date!! Glad things are moving forward.

Hm, now when can you come officiate my union?? :)

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DALAI_LALA 2/21/2011 8:49PM

    The Dude abides, my friend...

Gratz on the surgery date! I'll raise a Caucasian in your honor.

Lala

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