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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value

you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you

will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening

with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be

upset----I shall be home before midnight.



When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty

about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math

teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you

read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my

students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,

and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you

will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small

difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow
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