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How To Start A Fight...


Saturday, February 05, 2011


One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?. 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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SUCCESS68 5/3/2012 12:37PM

    Great laughs. Thank you!!!

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CANBDONE 8/15/2011 12:00PM

    Thanks for the laughs!

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CHERYLE51 3/2/2011 5:30PM

    Those are soooo funny. I just had to peek in on your Spark Page. Great name, great name. What is your middle name? Mine is Ann.

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PERRYCNA1 3/1/2011 4:07AM

    love it, thanks.

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NOMORESTALLING 2/13/2011 3:59AM

    Laughter is truely the best medicine. Thanks for the chuckles!

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CHAR1970 2/9/2011 10:45PM

    Gotta love it!

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ELSE49 2/9/2011 6:44PM

    Thanks for the laughs.
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

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KATHEYL1030 2/9/2011 11:19AM

    so great i needed that thanks emoticon

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LAVEL33 2/9/2011 1:53AM

    That was halarious. I needed a laugh, now I feel better. lol Thanks emoticon emoticon

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LUVSBULLDOGS 2/8/2011 10:40PM

    LOL. Great blog.

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TLEVENTER 2/7/2011 9:58AM

    Thanks for posting. Really needed the giggles and this did the trick.

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KITKA82 2/7/2011 9:19AM

    lolol!! I needed that laugh :)

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MAMABUGAZ 2/6/2011 11:59PM

    Oh wow. Those are GOOD!
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~ Faith

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SUCCESS68 2/6/2011 8:12PM

    This is a good blog. I laughed soooo much. Thank you.

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1GR8FULGAL 2/6/2011 2:57PM

    Oh, thank you for posting this! I really needed to laugh today!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MOMLADY1 2/6/2011 2:34PM

    Thanks for the laughs LOL

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SUSIEPH1 2/6/2011 2:18PM

    Hillarious ... I have just got up and its a lovely way to start the day!! thank you ...

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EMMABE1 2/6/2011 2:12PM

    Very good!!

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VALI_T 2/6/2011 1:52PM

    Thanks. I needed the laughs today. emoticon

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ANIMAI27 2/6/2011 1:37PM

    Though I have seen these before, they are still awesome and can make me laugh and smile even after reading the first one LOL

Thank you for sharing :)

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SCHAHARAZADE 2/6/2011 12:49PM

    OMG!!!! I nearly busted a seam!!!

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SOFEDUPP 2/6/2011 10:09AM

    A friend sent me your blog and I am so glad she did. It was awesome!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!

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GIGALENA 2/6/2011 9:43AM

    LOL Love it!

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CELIA1975 2/6/2011 9:31AM

    ROFL!

Celia

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CUPBUTTER 2/6/2011 9:27AM

    LOL Barbara

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JAZZIELORI 2/6/2011 9:03AM

    This is hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs!! Nice way to wake up in the morning!! I sent this to so many friends..I want them to enjoy your blog like i did!
I'm subscribing to your blogs Cheryl!
HUGS!!
Lori

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TWOTIMESS 2/6/2011 3:02AM

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Perfect!

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BARCLE 2/6/2011 2:22AM

    These are classic emoticon

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KNITTABLES 2/5/2011 10:17PM

    Aw thanks I needed to laugh so badly today. emoticon

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RRINGMASTER 2/5/2011 9:26PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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TERESA159 2/5/2011 8:59PM

    Funny! Thanks!

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JUDYGREG 2/5/2011 8:44PM

    how true... especially the last one.

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NANNER2121 2/5/2011 8:32PM

    I love these. Although I have seen them before I always like to read them again. Thanks for the smiles.

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46SHADOW 2/5/2011 8:31PM

    Made me giggle . Thanks!

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