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Adventures in ONE-derland...day 1

Friday, February 04, 2011

Captions Log, Day 10519:
Woke up this morning to the sound of a disturbing alarm signaling that my day was to begin. Although I attempted to delay the inevitable- a large, furry being felt it necessary to pester me for food and stepped on my bladder when ignored. Accepting that my circadian rhythm had been disrupted- I got out of bed and continued with the usual routine:. Brushed teeth, check. Set kettle on to boil, check. Bladder elimination, check.

And then. I stepped onto the calibrated weighing scale. My eyes could not believe the sight set before me! I stepped off, re-calibrated, and stepped back on.

Ladies & Gentlemen....We have reached ONE-derland.
Please buckle your safety harness and hold on tight. You might want to grab a barf bag just to be safe.

It's going to be one hell of a journey.

"Conquest is easy. Control is not."
-- Captain Kirk


heh



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