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Adventures in ONE-derland...day 1


Friday, February 04, 2011

Captions Log, Day 10519:
Woke up this morning to the sound of a disturbing alarm signaling that my day was to begin. Although I attempted to delay the inevitable- a large, furry being felt it necessary to pester me for food and stepped on my bladder when ignored. Accepting that my circadian rhythm had been disrupted- I got out of bed and continued with the usual routine:. Brushed teeth, check. Set kettle on to boil, check. Bladder elimination, check.

And then. I stepped onto the calibrated weighing scale. My eyes could not believe the sight set before me! I stepped off, re-calibrated, and stepped back on.

Ladies & Gentlemen....We have reached ONE-derland.
Please buckle your safety harness and hold on tight. You might want to grab a barf bag just to be safe.

It's going to be one hell of a journey.

"Conquest is easy. Control is not."
-- Captain Kirk


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NEELIXNKES 2/5/2011 7:36PM

    emoticon to Onderland! emoticon

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OCEANDANI 2/5/2011 5:34PM

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Congrats! emoticon

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DETERMINED_SOUL 2/5/2011 5:26PM

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TABALICIOUS 2/5/2011 12:43AM

  Awesome, Congratulations!!! emoticon

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ERICAWAND 2/4/2011 9:39PM

    Awesome! I had never heard the term "one-derland" until I watched the biggest loser the other night. So happy for you, keep up the great work!!!

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JUSTBIRDY 2/4/2011 5:11PM

    One-derful!

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THELOOK 2/4/2011 1:08PM

    Love it!

And congrats to you. emoticon

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