Adventures in ONE-derland...day 1
Friday, February 04, 2011
Captions Log, Day 10519:
Woke up this morning to the sound of a disturbing alarm signaling that my day was to begin. Although I attempted to delay the inevitable- a large, furry being felt it necessary to pester me for food and stepped on my bladder when ignored. Accepting that my circadian rhythm had been disrupted- I got out of bed and continued with the usual routine:. Brushed teeth, check. Set kettle on to boil, check. Bladder elimination, check.
And then. I stepped onto the calibrated weighing scale. My eyes could not believe the sight set before me! I stepped off, re-calibrated, and stepped back on.
Ladies & Gentlemen....We have reached ONE-derland.
Please buckle your safety harness and hold on tight. You might want to grab a barf bag just to be safe.
It's going to be one hell of a journey.
"Conquest is easy. Control is not."
-- Captain Kirk