An Amish father and son were in a mall.They were amazed by
almost everything they saw,but especially by two shiny,silverwall that
could move apart and then slide together again.
The son asked,''What is this father.''
The father(never having seen an elevator)responded,''Son,I have
never seen anything like this in my life,I don't know what it is.''
While the son and his father were watching with amazement,a very old
lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving wall and pressed a button.
The wall opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The wall closed and the son and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the wall light up sequently.
They watched until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order.Finally the walls opened up again and
a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son.........
''GO GET YOUR MOTHER.''