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Sunday School students tell about the Bible:

Monday, January 17, 2011

-- St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

-- Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."

-- It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

-- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

-- A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

-- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

-- One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.

-- When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

-- St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

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BOOKWERME 1/21/2011 6:46PM

    Even when I have heard them before, they still make me laugh out loud...literally! emoticon

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  emoticon emoticon Puts a smile on my face!!

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    Those are priceless!!!!!! Thanks for sharing a laugh!!!! emoticon emoticon

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