Monday, January 17, 2011
-- St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
-- Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
-- It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
-- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
-- A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
-- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
-- One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.
-- When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
-- St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.