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Senior Texting Code

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC.
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk 's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes ?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


Member Comments About This Blog Post:

    You are a riot!!!


Jane on Guam

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ELLFIN3 1/2/2011 9:03PM

    That is Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!!!! emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 1/2/2011 3:59PM

    Now I know what I have to look forward to.

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SHARKAR02 1/2/2011 3:03PM

    emoticon So funny!!!!

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WENDYSPARKS 1/2/2011 3:01PM

    Happy New Year!!

Wendy emoticon

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KATHYJO56 1/2/2011 2:56PM

    OMG This is way too funny! A Spark Friend recommended this blog to me. This is just my kind of humor. emoticon

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ONECOOKIETWO 1/2/2011 1:12PM


Thank you for sharing it. I'm sending it to my "spam buddy list" right now.

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ROSY_TIAMO 1/2/2011 8:40AM

    Love your sense of humor! emoticon

ROFLCGU... I was directed here by Missy TWOTIMESS. I'm stealing this to send to all my old cronies. Toooooo funny......Oops, GLKI
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PAMBWS 1/2/2011 7:42AM

    You are just too funny! Thanx for sharing your sense of humour!

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WINDSONG~ 1/2/2011 3:33AM


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TWOTIMESS 1/2/2011 3:14AM

WTFA! This is truly one of the best blogs I've come across! I'll go call my friends to come read this! WWNO...

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YAGERMONSTER 1/2/2011 3:01AM

    Hilarious! Yup, same thing here. Gotta go show mom. Thanks for posting and sharing. :D

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TIBURONA 1/2/2011 2:51AM

Have to show these to Mom!

Comment edited on: 1/2/2011 2:52:53 AM

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