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12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Salmonella won't be a concern.

Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.

Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.

Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.

No one will overeat.

The smoke alarm was due for a test.

Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

You'll get to the desserts even quicker.

After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.

The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
YIGOBUTTERFLY 11/23/2010 1:40AM

    But I like turkey sandwiches!

Love your humor.

Jane on Guam

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RANDOM00B 11/22/2010 3:59PM

    I love it--thanks for the laugh!

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ELLFIN3 11/22/2010 11:48AM

    Thanks! I needed a laugh!!! Enjoy your Monday!!!!!!!!! emoticon emoticon

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GGMFAY 11/22/2010 9:03AM

    This is one I'll share via emails. emoticon Fay

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AZURELITE 11/22/2010 8:04AM

    Hilarious! Nice to laugh so early on a Monday!

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PANIK257 11/22/2010 12:30AM

    Cholesterol won't be a concern

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ELSCO55 11/22/2010 12:20AM

    emoticon LOL

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