Monday, November 08, 2010
(Exerpts from a phone call this week, compliments of the Heavenly Cell Network)
Hello, is Tom Landry there?
This is Tom Landry.
Mr. Landry, this is Jerry Jones of the Dallas Cowboys.
Mr. Jones, the Angels here are in a buzz about you and your team. How can I possibly help you?
Well Sir, that’s what I’m calling you about. You see, something is very wrong in “Jerry’s World.” We were all set to host the Super Bowl and BAM!, we’re one and seven. Now surely not me but someone in my organization ... is in big time trouble. Can you help me sir, PLEASE!
Hello... Hello, Mr. Landry. Hello!
Huh, must have been a bad signal, I lost him.