I have done nothing but eat junk and drink Diet Coke all day andI am sitting here on my couch feeling as though there is 200 lbs of slog moving through my blood vessels. I am anchored solidy to the couch, droopy eyed and lethargic. So, I'm owning it...I mean what else can I do?

In stead of pretending like I have been perfect, I am embracing the fact that I have been anything BUT perfect. Like so many of my friends on Spark, I had one of those days where I started off not doing the right thing and then an avalanche of poor choices crashed down around me. I ate poorly at breakfast, I began drinking Diet Coke in stead of water. The ladies were ordering out at lunch today and even though I HAD a healthy lunch, I went along with them. I ate tons of little pieces of Halloween chocolate today throughout the day. Then, I came home and started eating Doritos while I cooked a totally unhealthy dinner--chicken nuggets, pasta, broccoli--neither Johnny or I really wanted to eat it because it was horrible. I have proceded to drink more Diet Coke and eat half a pound of ANIMAL CRACKERS...(who, other than a 2 year old, eats ANIMAL CRACKERS?)

So...here I am: LARD BUTT.

I'm going to go drink a pint of water and lick my wounds. Tomorrow will be a better.