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The older we get....

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier',
the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Life is tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

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  • v BOOTYLICIOUS83
    I know u said dont laugh but I did towards the end lol
    2018 days ago
  • v DIDMIS
    It really isn't funny is it? It is so sad.
    One day I figured something in my head at the cashiers and she wanted to know if I did that in my head.
    In this day of conveniences?????? kids don't have a chance. What would happen if there were no more conveniences?
    2028 days ago
  • v THEWINNER33
    I'm sorry to say that I have no doubt they are true. As Jane said, I too have had check out kids have a ridiculous time making change.
    2028 days ago
  • v NTSOHLTHNT
    Thanks for the laughs. Actually, I think about 30 - 40 years ago, someone might have written the same kind of things about my generation. LOL!
    2028 days ago
  • v ELLFIN3
    It is sad. You just wonder how these people make it through life!! Thank for sharing!!! emoticon
    2028 days ago
  • v WALKSFAR
    Thanks for the laughter. It is so sad what our public schools are doing to these kids. Where were their parents...
    2028 days ago
  • v YIGOBUTTERFLY
    I have not had some of these happen but I have had some crazies. The price is $1.99 so I give the clerk $2.04 to get rid of pennies. The clerk does not know how to ring it up.

    Thanks for the chuckles.

    Jane
    2028 days ago
  • v CAROLYN0107
    I know that you said not to laugh, but....

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    2029 days ago
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