Friday, October 29, 2010
Or Snickers, or M&Ms, or your crappy Halloween candy of choice...
Do that for me, OK? When you're digging in that bowl of Halloween candy, think, "oh crap, Karvy's gonna be super PO'd if I eat Reese's PB Cup #8." Whatever works.
If you blow it on pumpkin beer, homemade caramel apples, or something of the sort, so be it.
But a Kit Kat? Really? We all know what a Kit Kat tastes like. Do we ever really need more than one of those things?
If there is a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion this weekend, our new overlords will wonder why we worshipped and/or consumed such vast, sugary piles of meh-ness.
I'm not saying not to treat yourself. Satisfy your chocolate craving by splurging on something awesome. Get a piece of homemade fudge from the local candy shop or a scrumptious ice cream flavor or a fancy bar of chocolate that costs at least $3 and just savor it, bite by bite. Try something new instead of turning to that chocolate designed for a six-year-old's palate.
And don't even get me started on the candy corn.
Extra Credit: www.sparkpeople.com/mypa
THE HOLIDAYS CAN'T BREAK ME. CAN THEY BREAK YOU?