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Ever dream about that space between your thighs? (get your mind out of the gutter sicko's)

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Eeeewww yuckie!!! Get your mind out of the gutter sicko's I mean "LITERALLY " the space between your thighs...Have you ever done a work out video and the they say "feet should be shoulder width apart"? Well I have, I place my feet shoulder width apart and yet I say to myself "should my thighs still be rubbing together"?

I worked with a girl once who was BEYOND skinny and I remember her telling me exact words "I just wish my thighs would touch" (Alley McBeal moment: picture me squeezing her skinny little face between my thighs in a Leg Scissor Choke) That is what happens when your thighs touch Beeeyotch! (ok that is a little harsh but I'm just saying) :) Blame it on the pants or whatever else, the truth is I just need to lose a few (or more)

So Anywhoo, I just spent 20 extra minutes in the shower disgusting myself with my thighs who can not seem to keep their hands off of each other. Pretty sure my knees are now starting to grow a collection of cellulite. I refuse to let this happen. I AM NOW IN THE BIGGEST BATTLE EVER!!! Girl VS. be con't.....
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    emoticon Someday those thighs will be history! We are usually our own harshest critic-been there, done that! HUGS!
    2185 days ago
    OMG Thanks for the laugh! I guess I never thought about it before but thanks to you I can't seem to quit now! And then I giggle!
    2186 days ago
    I know what you mean it's the 2nd place to wear thin in my jeans, the 1st place is under my heel where I seem to walk on them.
    2186 days ago
    I am with the other girls and can so relate!!! I am girl vs jiggly inner thigh!!! emoticon
    2186 days ago
    Girl vs Flab--that's my story too! We will be victorious!
    2186 days ago
  • SUZYQ84
    I hate the thigh touching together!! Especially when your jeans start to wear out in that area and you have to keep buying new ones....damn you thighs!!! lol
    2186 days ago
    emoticon omg - there's supposed to be a space between your thighs??? lol, just kidding. Yep, I know exactly where you're coming from - thanks for posting this classic funny emoticon
    2186 days ago
    Thanks for the laugh! I can TOTALLY relate! I believe my thighs are cojoined twins as I don't believe they have never NOT touched. Maybe some day before I die.....
    2186 days ago
    Okay you could of named your blog something else I was reading the blog titles aloud and it does sound bad.

    When I am exercising or doing leg exercises I am thinking how many and I am watching the clock waiting for the minutes for it to get done.
    2186 days ago
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