Ever dream about that space between your thighs? (get your mind out of the gutter sicko's)
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Eeeewww yuckie!!! Get your mind out of the gutter sicko's I mean "LITERALLY " the space between your thighs...Have you ever done a work out video and the they say "feet should be shoulder width apart"? Well I have, I place my feet shoulder width apart and yet I say to myself "should my thighs still be rubbing together"?
I worked with a girl once who was BEYOND skinny and I remember her telling me once...in exact words "I just wish my thighs would touch" (Alley McBeal moment: picture me squeezing her skinny little face between my thighs in a Leg Scissor Choke) That is what happens when your thighs touch Beeeyotch! (ok that is a little harsh but I'm just saying) :) Blame it on the pants or whatever else, the truth is I just need to lose a few (or more)
So Anywhoo, I just spent 20 extra minutes in the shower disgusting myself with my thighs who can not seem to keep their hands off of each other. Pretty sure my knees are now starting to grow a collection of cellulite. I refuse to let this happen. I AM NOW IN THE BIGGEST BATTLE EVER!!! Girl VS. Flab........to be con't.....